This was a very difficult moment in my life. I got out after 24 years and was doing great till I met the mother of my daughter. To make a long story short, the final act of the Torturing Of Mark was to fake suicide when I was off in another town trying to recover from the last catastrophy I inherited. Almost hoping to get caught, I damn sure did when I jumped into a truck at a gas station. After the adrenaline wore off, the gravity of my situation set in and it was not a good feeling. As I got settled in to my news digs, I spilled my shampoo and rather than throw it away, I shoved it into the vent in the ceiling, then went to the door and looked down at the dayroom. Then I sensed movement behind me, which was very unsettling. But I turned around and there were bubbles everywhere, like the Lawrence Welk Show. The Blackhawk Bubbles Polka. Sure, why not?